I head to a bookies to put a bet on for the game, and stick 5 quid on a player I’ve never heard of, but my mate assures me “he’s canny good like, he never scores though”. Brilliant!

WARNING GRAPHIC CONTENT - We have put some of the pictures of the disgraceful scenes nufc players found themselves in, during a recent trip to Tenerife. Burn them, Burn them.

We have a look at who we think are the best and worst signings of the summer in the English Premier League

How long will it be until the Premier Leagues’ current batch of young superstars are persuaded to leave their roots in favour of a mega bucks deal? How soon before we see ‘the little potato’ in a Barca shirt, Wilshere in a Man City shirt and Bale sporting the White of Real Madrid? Who knows?

It was really really good, apart from when Sir Trevor Brooking threw a scotch egg at my face because, In his words “my social skills were shite and the children think I am a drug addict”

Sam Allardyce will put himself in the frame for the England Job, John Terry will try and sleep with Lampards new horse and Mike Ashley will do something really really stupid.......we make some serious and some not so serious predictions for the coming season.

Short clip from the Bundesliga of a German dude copping a feel of the referees boob......oh yer we should point out that it's a female referee and she is kind of hot, in a weird German I will tell you off a lot sort of way......the TV people by the pitch find it particularly amusing.